THE EAGLES

 A CLEVER WEE 

STORY 

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Eagles

Once upon a time there was a group of friends called the Eagles !

They all used to congregate at a little golf club near their homes.

After a few years the club went into decline and ONE OF THES NIGHTS they decided to rename it the SAD CAFE !

MOST OF US ARE SAD because it is run by a big evil WITCHY WOMAN who has big LYIN EYES and is sometimes OUT OF CONTROL .

HOW LONG have you felt like this he asked and cant you GET OVER IT but they said that they had been TRYIN but it was WASTED TIME as it had caused a great HEARTACHE TONIGHT.

One SATURDAY NIGHT after consuming a TEQUILA SUNRISE they decided that after WAITING IN THE WEEDS at the course it was time to take the LONG RUN and move to a new club which they called the HOTEL CALIFORNIA !
They called it this because some of TWENTY ONE who joined almost live there!

I CANT TELL YOU WHY they are never away but maybe its because they have been living LIFE IN THE FAST LANE and now they can TAKE IT EASY and have a PEACEFUL EASY FEELING.

When the rulers of the SAD CAFE heard about this they said to the WITCHY WOMAN to DO SOMETHING but he said I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE and as I am the KING OF HOLLYWOOD, I hear that they have ALREADY GONE and I hope that they have a GOOD DAY IN HELL because they are GUILTY OF THE CRIME for deserting us.

We all realise that it was the LAST RESORT to leave and join the HOTEL CALIFORNIA but so far LIFES BEEN GOOD !

THE HEART OF THE MATTER is that now we are the NEW KIDS IN TOWN but we can fit in if we LEARN TO BE STILL.

When they played at the SAD CAFE they were known as the EARLYBIRDs because they played before nine but now they can have a long lie and are able to CHUG ALL NIGHT !

When one of the eagles who used to be in charge at the SAD CAFE left they said IS IT TRUE ? will you not come back ? Not even if HELL FREEZES OVER he replied.

As the weather has been bad some eagles will TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT to what conditions they will play in and while some believe they are a CERTAIN KIND OF FOOL this is why they are known as DESPERADOs.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE I hear you say and hopefully we will have NO MORE CLOUDY DAYS !

I WISH YOU PEACE if you are on THE BORDER between your new courses and LOVE WILL KEEP US ALIVE.

If you are working tomorrow the TRAIN LEAVES HERE THIS MORNING !

This is the reason why we are the EAGLES !!!!

Video of Hotel California as requested by Gordon below.