HOLE IN 1 - SEE YOU LATER !!

BILBO BAGS

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HOLE IN 1

Today I received an angry phone call  from Captain Sensible our very own Vera James. He was asking for clarification on when a hole in 1 is not a hole 1.

I replied that I didn't have a clue what he was ranting about.

"It's terrible absolutely shocking just can't believe a fellow Hacker would treat me and others like that".

Eventually I got him to calm down and take a deep breath and explain why he was so upset.

"That wee Bilbo Gibson got a hole in 1at the 5th then departed from the clubhouse and never put a bottle out" he snarled.

"Why not" ? I asked

"It was a winter green and Bilbo said they don"t count" was his reply.

"He has a point" I answered him.

That started him foaming at the mouth again like a rabid dog.

"You can go fuck yourself as well  I"m no phoning you again for support and your just saying that anyway because he tiles floors for you" !!!!

"Get a grip and calm down you don't even drink" I told him

Click..........

"Hello Hello"

That was the end of todays Mr Angry phone call.

These 2 are meant to be pals.

Could be fun tomorrow !!!