"THE DRAWS A

FIX"

ON SUNDAY IT CLEARLY WASN'T

Every round there is the usual "Chalmers the draws a fix ".

It was clear to all after Sunday I think from my 4 ball draw that the draw wasn't "fixed enough " as I ended up out with Vera and Del.

Now getting Vera is bad enough but for fucks sake Del as well. 

FOR FUCKS SAKE  !!

It was also a kick in the stones for poor Billy McMillan as he's now had Vera 2 rounds in a row.

The wind was nipping ma eyes and these 2 twats were nipping ma ears with all their bullshit. 

It's a real battle for me to avoid the Spoon each round these days and having Hoddit and Doddit yapping away for 4 hours in ma ears I was struggling to keep ma sanity.

The verbal pish is constant from both.

One thing I found out on Sunday listening to the verbal diarrhoea is that they both think they are fucking good at golf. No wait a minute they think they are fucking great at golf.

One hits his drives with 100 yards carry and 300 yards run and kills any creature that is 4 inches above the ground.

The other thinks he's got a short game like Seve.  UTTER PISH.

On the last par 3 both they were between 70-80 yards short. Del took another 2 shots from 80 yards before he got his putter out. Between them they took 9 shots. I had just about lost the will to live.

I also forgot to mention. Who the fuck putts from 60 yards off the green if they think they have Seve hands ?????

Del's chipping was so shite as the round went on he started putting from the fairway.

If Vera isn't shouting at us he's yelling at games in front and behind in fact he's roaring at every fucker on the course.

One things for sure the draw at Ladybank will be fixed . I've done my stint with Fran and Anna for this year.

Who will be  the unlucky ones at Ladybank ?

I don't care

Good luck !!