SUNDAY JULY 31st
This is the opening hole at this years summer outing.
There is a special prize for any diddy or diddy's who hit the wall or fails to clear it.
It is a daunting tee shot.
If you hit the big tree on the right you will not clear the wall.
If you hit a Texas bird fucker along the deck you will hit the wall.
If you hook the ball badly you will hit the trees on the left. Yes you will be over the wall but you will have to start again as your first ball will be buried in knee deep heather. So any of the above might still happen with your second ball.
If you hit a big slice off the tee over the tree you will be fucked because on the other side of the tree is the club house and you will be OB. Time to reload and try and avoid any of the above.
So anyone that thought this was a easy short hole to start with and all that was required was a smash with the big dog over the wee dyke is wrong.
How many hackers out of 33 players will fail ??
I forgot to say that if you don't hit the wall or the tree or the clubhouse or the deep heather you better hope you are on the fairway as the deep heather I mentioned runs the full left hand side and the OB runs the length of the hole also up the right.
Apart from everything above it is a reasonably easy start to the round and should be pars for everyone.
Aye Right.
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