Tuesday Medal
Lenzie Golf Club the 3rd hole
Yes Gents the man who frequents the site more than any other is back and the reason this time.
He can't hit a drive past the ladies tee markers.
The white tees are about 5 yards behind the reds - check out where his drive ends up. As he hit the ball it it went vertical for about 20 yards and only missed his thick scull by inches as it plummeted back to earth with snow on it. It some how bounced forward 10 yards and rested next to the red tees.
He then proceeded to do the same with his next shot and he was now about 100 yards from the original starting point.
By some miracle he managed to get a 6 at the hole.
I would also like to point out that he hit his driver terrible for most of the next 10-12 holes and then started to hit a 5 iron off the tee. I asked him what he was playing at. His reply was practicing for the 1st hole on Sunday !!!
He is hitting a 5 iron off the tee on Sunday to ensure he makes it over the wall and down the first without making a complete tit of himself.
Just wait till he hits the wall with his 5 iron ..................
THE SHORTEST DRIVE EVER BY A HACKER - 5 YARDS ACCOMPLISHED BY MR PAUL JAMES
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