There has been a lot of emails and texts flying about all week about this weekends draw for the Matchplay Competition.
I have struggled to keep track of requests, who's humping and who's the best at fuck knows what.
We have had Steven Gibson wanting to play SHANKER as he getting rodgered. Tommy says nobody will beat him at East Ren.
Mick Drummond needs to find a club to play at he's no got a club !!!!
Mick also,wants to know if its a knock out comp !!!!!
It's fucking Matchplay
Tommy a answer to that question
"Mick your fucking thick"
Tommy then decided to challenge me .
Mr Nic you will be bricking it if you get me
First question on the first tee
"How's the shanks doing Tommy "?
It will be all over by the 10th - home or away.
Favourite for the comp must be the man who never gets beat - Vera
Foxy wants him in a shitty day for a real royal pumpimg !
"Never beat me on the full course off the big boys tees"
"Hits it like a women off the tee and its no winters frozen links golf "
Foxy wants to pump Vera
In fact so does Sinky
Simon doesn't want to pay Vera as he's already pumped him a few weeks ago.
"I've embarrassed him once don't want to pump him again"
Who does Vera want ?
Anyone in the Donkey 4 all as their all shite !!!!
Get into him guys !!!
Breaking News tonight
John Byrne has joined the squad at Cawder !!
Foxy says " The pussay has landed "
Who else is going to pumpwho ?
Richard Aitken posted - The Spoon is magic for clearing snow !!!!
THE DRAW WILL BE ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED !!
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