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September 21st Elmwood GC- Summer Championship

October 12th Drumoig GC booked for 20
October 26th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED -Rain
November 9th Kittocks booked for 23
November 30th Whitekirk GC
December 14th Torrance (Xmas outining) Dunvegan Hotel for dinner afterwards. booked for 24
January 25th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED-RAIN
February 8th Scotscraig G C CANCELLED- FROST
February 22nd Falkirk booked for 24 CANCELLED - RAIN
March 15th Scotscraig booked for 20
March 29th Ladybank GC booked for 20 -






Thursday 17 November 2011

A WEE FUNNY FROM FLORIDA

This is a tale from our recent golfing holiday in Florida and is completely true involving  Mr Totten and Mr Nicholson.

A little bit of a explanation about the sleeping arrangements before the tale.

In building 1 we were in unit 4G

In building 2 we were in unit 8B

Tommy and Danny were in 8B and the first morning we all saw the 2 of them go a walk and run along the beach about 7.00am.

We watched them return and shout abuse at us before dissapearing inside the building opposite ours.

An hour later we all met up at the van to go out for breakfast and were told the following.

When entering the lift they were possibly still suffering from their run along the beach or maybe some jet lag but they pressed 4B and got off the lift on level 4.

Walking up to the door of unit 4B they opened the door and walked into the hall and all the way into the lounge only to find a elderly lady sitting in her underware watching breakfast tv.

Yes the bold boys had only been in the complex 10 hours and were in the wrong unit with a elderly lady.

"Thats what I get for leaving my door unlocked " said the elderly owner of 4B

Two sweaty scots standing dripping onto her tiled floor.

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