2 MORE HACKERS GET A ROASTING FROM TOTTEN AND HIS OTHER PARTNER ROCKY CULLENFriday night 6pm just lifting my dinner. Mobile starts ringing -Rotten Totten flashes up on the screen. I decide to leave it and phone him back later.
Danny decided to leave a message on my phone and it went something like this.
"It's a cold wet dreich night here at Lenzie Golf Club and the members are wet and miserable".
"They are no as miserable and pissed off looking as Skitty Kennedy and Ma Card Paul were the sunny evening the night before".
"I am phoning in give you a exclusive for the Hackers Site and I request the headline to be :
CLUB 2 BALL CHAMPION CONTINUES TO PUMP MORE MEMBERS OF THE HACKERS WITH A NEW PARTNER.
Yes gents the pumping continues with Skitty and Ma Card getting a gubbing just like me and Sinky got at the weekend.
A good old 5-4 defeat from the Cullen and Totten partnership.
I was told that Stevie boy was heard mention these words at the turn as they were a few down at that point.
"Right that's all the mickey moose holes out the way we will see how you two cope on the big long holes now."
"Let the big hitters through and get this game over with"
"First 9 holes are a fucking pitch and putt course the next 9 will show who the real golfers are".
Don't think the big hitters got hitting or maybe it was just hitting it further into the trees as the game was all over at 14 and the big hitters never got a chance to hit their big shots on 15 or 16.
I haven't managed to contact Scott or Stevie "300yards Big Bertha" Paul yet to get their side of the story - just where did it all went wrong for this strong pairing.
Who was hacking was it each of them or was it just one ? I was told that Stevie was heard shouting at his partner that he was shite ??
Danny and Jim have both been leaving messages on my phone and I was cornered last night by Rocky in the bar ."Where is ma post about pumping Stevie and Skitty ?
"Danny told me he would get it on the site on Thursday as he was letting you know walking down the 18th before we got off the course"
Well I only got the info on Friday so here it is for all to see 24 hours later - just in time for Sinky's 50th birthday party tonight.
Totten and Cullen were desperate to get this posted as Jim says "I only get on the web site for playing shite or having a NR up the 1st".
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO GORDON FROM ALL THE HACKERS
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