HUTCHY VISITS THE DOCTOR FOR A PUTTING LESSON !!!!
The real reason for Hutchy winning the Spoon.
I have resisted posting this news until I had it confirmed by the player himself as it is unbelievable and I thought Mr Sinclair was taking the piss.
We all know the wee Drain Cleaner as he is now known in the Tour had the pleasure of winning the Spoon at our final winter Tour event. He has flirted very close on several occasions this season to winning this much desired award. None more so than at Southerness where he avoided it on count back and saved himself a long walk from Dumfries as he had told us to shove the spoon up our rear ends.
So at Ladybank he finally got his hands on the Spoon.
"I hit the ball great but I couldn't putt,"
" I kept missing the hole by 2 inches at each hole."
The above statements are from Winston (his substitute nick name) after he finished.
Obviously he was not a happy chappy at getting this award. The following day after long discussions with his beloved wife Jennifer he decided to visit the doctor.
"I'm telling you Jennifer there is something wrong with me I am a great putter and I putted like a total fanny at Ladybank."
"I think I will go and see the doctor and get him to check me out"
So off he goes on Monday morning to see the doctor about his bad putting !!!!!
I must emphasise that this is not bull shit and the best is yet to come.
On telling the doctor of his putting woes and winning the spoon the doctor said" Ian I want to do a quick test"
The doctor then produces a fucking putter and ball from behind his desk and asks Winston to putt to a mark on the carpet. After a few putts he asks him to sit down.
Gents this is a doctors surgery remember not the fucking World of Golf or the driving range!!!
He then proceeded to have a look at Winston's ears and uttered the words
"I KNOW WHY YOU PUTTED BADLY YOU HAVE A EAR INFECTION CAUSING YOU TO PUTT 2 INCHES OFF LINE DUE TO A IN BALANCE BETWEEN YOUR EARS."
I repeat myself again Gents this is in the doctors surgery where the doctor keeps putters and Pro V's behind his desk for zoomers who can't putt!!!!
Hutch went to see the doctor because he won the spoon.
You could not make it up.
So now Gents now you know why Hutch won the spoon - a ear infection was causing him to miss the hole with his putts. What was he wanting extra points for having wax in his ears ????
As far as we are all concerned you won the spoon because you played rubbish just like every other winner of the spoon during the season.
Anyway Hutchy your infection must be better as you played very well a few weeks ago to finish second in the County Spring Meeting. So well done to the Wee Drain Cleaner.
If your ears stay uninfected you might get rid of the spoon at Auchterader in July.
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