DRAW 2013

FULL DRAW 2013

GAME 1  NEIL KEIR   V     JOHN BYRNE

GAME 2   CRAIG WEIR  V SCOTT WYLIE

GAME 3 IAN BAIRD   V  DEREK MITCHELL

GAME 4  JIM CULLEN  V IAN  FOX

GAME 5  ALEX SMART V STEPHEN GIBSON

GAME 6  RICHARD AITKEN V PAUL JAMES

GAME 7  ROBERT CHALMERS  V  TOMMY NICHOLSON

GAME 8  GRAHAM DICKIE  V DAVIE REVIE

GAME 9 DAVY GRAHAM V MICK DRUMMOND

GAME 10 JOHN WYNN  V GEORGE LEADBITTER

GAME 11 SIMON JESSNEY  V GERRY CULLEN

GAME 12 ANDREW ALEXANDER  V STUART McPHERSON

GAME 13 GORDON SINCLAIR  V DAVIE DREW

GAME 14  JOHN CUMMING V BRIAN MURPHY

GAME 15 BILLY GIBSON V  IAN HUTCHISON

GAME 16 BRIAN NEWALL V DAVID STIRLING

RULES

FULL HANDICAP DIFFERENCE

ALL GAMES TO BE PLAYED BY 30TH OF APRIL

ALL GAMES TO BE PLAYED OFF YELLOW TEES

FIRST NAME OUT IN EACH ROUND GETS THE HOME COURSE

TEXT OR EMAIL RESULTS AS SOON AS YOUR TIE IS FINISHED

CAPTAIN DESPERADO

SMARTY

RENEWS 

HIS WEDDING 

VOWS

Not many people know this but "Captain Desperado" from Cawder a few weeks ago had a wee ceremony to mark his wedding anniversary and this is the cake he brought with him.

You won't be surprised to hear that he never waited for the cake to be cut as he rushed off from the reception to meet the boys for the Friday Sweep at 1.15pm.

A NEW BOOK FOR DEL BOY !!

A BOOK FOR 

MR CARPET WISE

DEL BOY

We have all heard Del moan about his putting and we all know he spends a lot of time at Carpetwise blagging all sorts of carpet cuts that he can use to practice on in the garage.

This book might help him sort out all the 4 putts he has.

Nae 1 foot gimmes for you Del Boy if I get drawn against you in round 1.

"I WANT ONE OF THE DONKEYS"

THEY ARE ALL

SHITE !!!

I WANT A DONKEY

Captain Sensible has stated he wants a draw against one of the Donkey 4 ball as they are all shite !!!

SHANKER AND GIBBY HUMPIN

TOMMY YOUR

GETTING PUMPED

Mr Gibson has been threatening Tommy Nic all week about getting him in the draw and then giving him a real pumping. Who's doing the pumping here  ?

FIRST MATCH IN CHAMPIONSHIP !!!

GAME 1

VERA  V    EVERYONE ELSE IN TOURNAMENT

THE DRAW LIVE AT 7PM

MATCHPLAY

2013

Draw will start at 7pm and hopefully we will video to post later.

12 MONTHS AGO

LADYBANK

2012

Blue sky and glorious sunshine

As we all look out our windows this morning it's hard to remember just how good the weather was this time last year. Our Final last year was played in fantastic conditions with the temperature creeping towards 80 degrees.

12 months on and were are we ?

The same place we have been since Christmas. Stuck with a cold easterly wind bringing all sorts of shit down on us. We have had the odd day here and there but in general its been a battle to try and get the rounds in that we managed to play.

Even as far back as the Christmas round it was touch and go to get Dundonald playable as it had been frozen all week. So far this winter we have managed just 7 rounds.

After the New Year it all went down hill and we have cancelled 3 rounds now and had to reschedule another.

So this years Final will now be played on the 26th of May at St Michaels. Everyone was emailed yesterday and informed of the cancellation and the new date.

This is the fairest option and means everyone has a chance of playing as more and more people were having to pull out if it went ahead next week. Three more players pulled out on Thursday night including 2 of the donkey 4 ball and we can't have that !

So the plan is to play the Final as normal but in May.

It is currently Full at 32 players.

The list was posted earlier in the month.

Same deal we had in the winter to play the course.

Ladybank is certainly not looking like this today

PLAYERS ENTERED FOR THE TOUR FINAL AND SPRING MEETING

R Chalmers

C Chalmers
G Sinclair
D Stirling **
A Smart
S Jessney **
A Alexander
D Mitchell
G Leadbitter

S Paul**

P James
G Dickie
T Nicholson
R Aitken
J Wynn
I Baird
D Revie
I Hutchison
I Fox

J Byrne
D Drew
C Weir
N Newall
N Keir
B Murphy
J Cullen
D Graham
G Cullen  **
S McPherson **

M Drummond

S Gibson**

P James jnr**

32 entered

FULL

MATCHPLAY BULLSHIT

There has been a lot of emails and texts flying about all week about this weekends draw for the Matchplay Competition.

I have struggled to keep track of requests, who's humping and who's the best at fuck knows what.

We have had Steven Gibson wanting to play SHANKER as he getting rodgered. Tommy says nobody will beat him at East Ren.

Mick Drummond needs to find a club to play at  he's no got a club !!!!

Mick  also,wants to  know if its a knock out comp !!!!!

It's fucking Matchplay

Tommy a answer to that question

"Mick your fucking thick"

Tommy then decided to challenge me .

Mr Nic you will be bricking it if you get me

First question on the first tee

"How's the shanks doing Tommy "?

It will be all over by the 10th - home or away.

Favourite for the comp must be the man who never gets beat - Vera

Foxy wants him in a shitty day for a real royal pumpimg !

"Never beat me on the full course off the big boys tees"

"Hits it like a women off the tee and its no winters frozen links golf "

Foxy wants to pump Vera

In fact so does Sinky

Simon doesn't want to pay Vera as he's already pumped him a few weeks ago.

"I've embarrassed him once don't want to pump him again"

Who does Vera want ?

Anyone in the Donkey 4 all as their all shite !!!!

Get into him guys !!!

Breaking News tonight

John Byrne has joined the squad at Cawder !!

Foxy says " The pussay has landed "

Who else is going to pumpwho ?

Richard Aitken posted - The Spoon is magic for clearing snow !!!!

THE DRAW WILL BE ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND ALL WILL BE REVEALED !!

NOT MUCH OF A CHANGE

There is not much change in the forecast.

We currently have 24 players able to play the following weekend and a decision will be made tomorrow. It is unfortunate that it has come to this and I know players who can't make the following weekend are disappointed. I will speak to Ladybank tomorrow and make a decision. Looking at the temperatures I am certain it will be winter greens if we did decide to go.

St Andrews five-day forecast

Date	Time	Weather	Temp	Wind			Visibility
				Dir	Speed	Gust
Thu 21 Mar	2100		2 °C	ESE	21 mph	33 mph	Very Good
Fri 22 Mar	0000		2 °C	ESE	26 mph	40 mph	Moderate
	0300		1 °C	ESE	26 mph	42 mph	Very Good
	0600		1 °C	ESE	26 mph	41 mph	Very Good
	0900		2 °C	ESE	28 mph	48 mph	Good
	1200		2 °C	ESE	29 mph	49 mph	Very Good
	1500		2 °C	ESE	29 mph	51 mph	Very Good
	1800		1 °C	ESE	29 mph	50 mph	Very Good
	Night		0 °C	ESE	29 mph	51 mph	Good
Sat 23 Mar	Day		1 °C	ESE	26 mph	52 mph	Moderate
	Night		0 °C	E	23 mph	45 mph	Poor
Sun 24 Mar	Day		2 °C	E	21 mph	43 mph	Good
	Night		1 °C	E	17 mph	33 mph	Good
Mon 25 Mar	Day		3 °C	E	16 mph	32 mph	Very Good
	Night		1 °C	ENE	12 mph	23 mph	Good

HACKERS MATCHPLAY CHAMPIONSHIP

HACKERS MATCHPLAY CHAMPIONSHIP 2013

We now have 32 players entered and the competition is full . The first round draw will take place at the Winter Tour Final.

Players Entered

R Chalmers
G Sinclair
C Weir
S Jessney
J Wynn
S McPherson
G Cullen
N Keir
A Smart
D Revie
I Fox
D Drew
G Dickie
J Cullen
G Leadbitter
B Newall
B Gibson
P James
D Graham
D Stirling
A Alexander
D Mitchell
T Nicholson
R Aitken
I Baird
B Murphy
I Hutchison
M Drummond
S Gibson
J Cumming
S Wylie
J Byrne

FIRST ROUND MUST BE PLAYED BEFORE THE 30TH OF APRIL

DRAW FOR NEXT ROUND WILL BE ON THE 1ST OF MAY AND POSTED ON THE WEBSITE.

NOT LOOKING GOOD

The weather for Sunday looks very poor and yesterday Ladybank got 4-5 inches of snow. Today it was closed and it's to early to say how it will be by Sunday.

My own feeling is that it will be at best winter greens if the course gets open.

We will keep you all updated. 

Glenrothes five-day forecast

Date	Time	Weather	Temp	Wind			Visibility
				Dir	Speed	Gust
Wed 20 Mar	2100		0 °C	ENE	6 mph	18 mph	Very Good
Thu 21 Mar	0000		-1 °C	ENE	7 mph	19 mph	Very Good
	0300		-1 °C	ENE	8 mph	20 mph	Moderate
	0600		-1 °C	ENE	7 mph	22 mph	Good
	0900		0 °C	E	12 mph	28 mph	Poor
	1200		2 °C	E	13 mph	30 mph	Excellent
	1500		2 °C	ESE	15 mph	34 mph	Very Good
	1800		1 °C	ESE	15 mph	35 mph	Very Good
	Night		1 °C	ESE	18 mph	39 mph	Very Good
Fri 22 Mar	Day		2 °C	ESE	23 mph	53 mph	Moderate
	Night		0 °C	ESE	22 mph	48 mph	Poor
Sat 23 Mar	Day		1 °C	ESE	23 mph	50 mph	Moderate
	Night		0 °C	E	19 mph	40 mph	Moderate
Sun 24 Mar	Day		2 °C	E	20 mph	41 mph	Good
	Night		1 °C	E	16 mph	34 mph	Good
Last updated: 1901 on Wed 20 Mar 2013