UNDER PRESSURE

BREAKING NEWS

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

John Hamilton has decided to withdraw from this years Grand Final at Ladybank.

Sitting on just 107 points from 4 rounds if he was to compete at Ladybank he would bring himself right into the Hee Haw race. John would need to get 30+ points in order to avoid driving down the road with Hee Haw on his lap.

Therefore rather than interfere in the race for this illustrious award John has opted to stay out the way and leave it as a 4 man donkey race.

He has decided to take his family to the seaside at Troon for the day!!!!

It's f.....g March not July. The only things on the beach at this time of year are ice bergs and polar bears.I think you could have come up with something better than that John.

Quotes from Hammy

"I just felt it wasn't fair for me to put pressure on the others this coming Sunday as I am hitting the ball so well just now- really long and straight. I would be miles ahead of them and that would put them under even more pressure "

"I know how hard some of them have tried this year to get their hands on this prize and along I come at the end and pip them all in the last round- thats just no fair to them"

"I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing I had pipped someone in the last round and denied him all the glory"

"So I would to wish them all 4 of them good luck and may the worst golfer win - Hee Haw Hee Haw"

This leaves Kenny (135) with one and a half hands on Hee Haw closley followed by Graham(139) , George(142) and Derek(143).

Already we have had a call off by Amigo Carslaw who is off to Mexico - supposedly on work commitments.

So this removes 2 of the fancied 4 round players who might have saved the bottom 4 who now have got no option but to play or look after Hee Haw for the next 12 months.

1 week to go who will be out getting pissed next Saturday night and who will tucked up in bed preparing for the big challenge ahead on Sunday???

So Kenny, Graham, George and Derek who wants to be the Donkey for the season ?????

We have posted some wee tunes in the last few days and Hammy has requested this one especially for the 4 golfers at the bottom.

So here it is gents- enjoy.