Nervous Times
Lots of banter in the club last night about who is getting HEE HAW to look after for a year.
A shell shocked Kenny Lang was out with a spread sheet and calculator working out how many points he needs to avoid HEE HAW.
Quote from Kenny
"It's no fair I played all the hard courses and missed the last 2 easy ones and all you lot have managed to get loads of points"
What a load of bull. 5 rounds =135 points that why your propping up the table.
He was devastated to find out that John Carslaw has managed to get a trip to Mexico with his work and therefore misses Ladybank.
I think Kenny had John down as one of a few who could HELP him avoid the spoon.
There is a real possibility that Kenny could go from being on the podium last year to riding off into the sunset on HEE HAW.
Kenny if it's any consolation Jamie only got 129 points last year for the donkey.
I forgot to tell you last night that I only have 145 points but with Danny not going and on 144 I am safe anyway.
So here we have a wee song from Kenny to all the Hackers- enjoy.
HELP MEEEEEEEEE
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