WEATHER LOOKING GOOD FOR SUNDAY

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Date	Time	Weather	Temp	Wind			Visibility
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Wed 21 Mar	0900		10 °C	WSW	14 mph		Good
	1200		12 °C	WSW	14 mph	25 mph	Very Good
	1500		13 °C	WSW	13 mph	23 mph	Very Good
	1800		11 °C	WSW	8 mph		Very Good
	2100		9 °C	SW	7 mph		Good
Thu 22 Mar	0000		7 °C	SW	7 mph		Good
	0300		6 °C	SW	5 mph		Good
	0600		4 °C	SW	4 mph		Moderate
	0900		7 °C	ESE	2 mph		Good
	1200		9 °C	ESE	6 mph		Very Good
	1500		9 °C	E	8 mph		Good
	1800		6 °C	E	10 mph		Moderate
	Night		5 °C	ESE	9 mph		Moderate
Fri 23 Mar	Day		7 °C	ESE	10 mph		Moderate
	Night		5 °C	NE	5 mph		Moderate
Sat 24 Mar	Day		8 °C	ENE	4 mph		Good
	Night		5 °C	ESE	4 mph		Good
Sun 25 Mar	Day		10 °C	SE	5 mph		Very Good
	Night		4 °C	SSE	5 mph		Poor
Last updated: 0701 on Wed 21 Mar 2012

SINKY HAS NO CHANCE- HE HAS NEVER BEAT ME !!!!

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Last night the phone calls and text messages started to fly about . Vera has decided to start winding everyone up early.

He called by my house today for a coffee and here are some of his one liners.

"Sinky never beats me - never ! "

"Sinky needs 36 points to beat me - fucking no chance "

"He will never get 36 points round Ladybank"

"Sinky on a tight course will be lucky to get 30 points"

"His drivings shite"

"The trophy is mine already"

"The rest are all just shite"

"Stevie Paul will go to the wrong club and then try and use his Lenzie club card to gain entry"

"Stevie is way out of it and he's lucky to be even in the last game with a player like me "

"I know that Stevie will is not capable of getting within 6 shots of me - end of story"

"He's no in ma class it's that simple"

"He has been chasing me all season and will never catch me "

"Brian just doesn't have ma experience plus he's from Crow Wood"

"I have been in this position before and have years of experience "

"I don't like saying it but I just see them crumbling with the pressure of playing against me"

"None of them will catch me"

"I'm going to get at least 36 points so Sinky needs 38 now- fucking no chance"

"Bairdy and Foxy aren't even good enough to make MA 4 ball "

"So they aren't even on ma radar"

"I'm home and dry already"

"Ma name is on the trophy - again "

"Sunday is going to be a easy day for me as I have kicked all their arses already and have nothing to prove"

"Their all Looooserrs"

All the above statements were said with a straight face.

All replies via emails please.

THE FINAL ROUND 2011/12

ROUND 11

March 25th 2012

This Sunday is the final round for this season and we are back at Ladybank Golf Club.

Round Details

36 players playing

First tee time 10.45am

DRAW IS AT 10.25AM.

It takes about 1 hour 5 mins from Lenzie to Ladybank.

Roll and bacon with coffee booked for all before.

There is also a 2 course meal afterwards as this is our final round and all the presentation of awards will take place afterwards.

Cost is £28.00 for the golf and £12.00 for the food.

Most have paid a £5.00 deposit so the balance is £23.00 for the golf.

We are increasing the sweep money from £3.00 to £5.00 for the final round. The £3.00 will go towards the usual prizes with the remaining £2.00 going towards 1st, 2nd and 3rd place in the Tour overall.

Nearest the Pin will be at the 4th and the 10th holes.

Spoon Boy Award for scores at Ladybank.

First 3 places at Ladybank .

First 3 places in the Winter Tour overall.

Donkey Award for lowest 5 score total.

Donkey 4 ball out second last game and the top 4 ball out last.


Players Entered

A Smart
A Alexander
B Murphy
B Newall
C Chalmers
C Weir
D Revie
D Stirling
D Graham
D Mitchell
G Leadbitter
G Cullen
G Sinclair
G Dickie
I Baird
I Fox
I Hutchinson
J Carroll *
J O Prey
J Cullen
J Wylie
J Byrne
J Carslaw*
J Hamilton*
J Sommerville
J Wynn
K Lang*
N Keir
P James
R Aitken
R Chalmers
S Kennedy*
S Jessney
S Gibson
S Paul

* no deposit paid.

If you can't make it let me know asap.

GULLANE No 2

A PERFECT AFTERNOONS GOLF

APART 

FROM GETTING HUMPED

Craig and myself headed over to Gullane on Saturday afternoon and we had a great round of golf on a course in superb condition. I can't praise the condition of the course enough and was by far the best conditioned course I have played for a long time. The greens were just beautiful to putt on and lightning quick. The tee's and fairways were immaculate and you would have thought it was the height of the golf season with all the tee boxes out and not a matt in site. You can hit off these fairways all year round and yet there is hardly a divot to see.

Craig has a competition there in a few weeks so he fancied playing it before as it's been a couple of years since we last played there. We hit off at 1.45pm and it was a beautiful Spring afternoon. He played off the white boxes and me well in front off the yellows. It never helped me and I was humped 4-3.

We had a Hackers round on it in February 2010 but haven't been back as it hard to get our numbers out in daylight hours but after playing it on Saturday I will try and possibly get something organised this time next year for one of the rounds.

If you get a chance to nip over before the end of the month you will not be dissapointed it is miles ahead of anything we have played this year. The winter rates is on till the end of March and is £34.00.

Going back to our round there 2 years ago we had 20 players and the winner was Ian Baird with 36 points.  He was followed by Davy Graham also on 36 points.

Spoon Boy was Jim Stirling  with just 21 points for his round.

The leader of the Tour after that round was Paul James but Big Davy G was on his tail and ended up passing him later on to win the Tour overall that year.