DATES FOR WINTER TOUR 2013/14

GOLF DATES 2014/15

WINTER TOUR DATES

ALL DATES AND COURSES ARE PROVISIONAL

September 21st Elmwood GC- Summer Championship

October 12th Drumoig GC booked for 20
October 26th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED -Rain
November 9th Kittocks booked for 23
November 30th Whitekirk GC
December 14th Torrance (Xmas outining) Dunvegan Hotel for dinner afterwards. booked for 24
January 25th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED-RAIN
February 8th Scotscraig G C CANCELLED- FROST
February 22nd Falkirk booked for 24 CANCELLED - RAIN
March 15th Scotscraig booked for 20
March 29th Ladybank GC booked for 20 -






Thursday, 30 June 2011

YORKIE GETS CHEWED TO BITS

AULD NEWS

Some news I had but never posted prior to leaving.

The night before I left I met Davy "Yorkie" Stirling going out to play fellow Hacker Stevie"Ma Card" Paul in a Singles tie.

Stevie was doing his usual moaning about his opponent getting far to many shots (17 in total) and this competition was a joke for the better players like him !!

Yorkie was saying nothing but had a confident smile on his face as they set off to the first tee.

I went into the club for about a hour and then went out for a few holes with Craig. As we got to the bottom of the 5th Yorkie and Ma Card came strolling down the 18th.

"That's been quick " I said to them.
"Aye gee them all the shots they want they still need to hit the fucking ball" said Stevie with a smile on his face.

The result was that The Yorkie was devoured and then spat out in little pieces and Stevie posted a 7-6 victory and marches on into the next round.

Another wee snippet for the site was a match 2 weeks ago involving The Draincleaner our very own Mr Hutch playing Donald McKellar in a singles match.

I was out with the juniors in a team match and Hutch teed off behind the last game. It was lashing down and it stayed that way the whole night.

We went out to the double greens to see how the boys were doing and I saw Hutch hitting a 3 wood for his second shot up the 9th !!

About 5 minutes later I was surprised to see Hutch stroll past me on the 12th tee. He stopped and turned to me and said "Fucking Juniors are shite I've had enough of this standing about in the rain ". He then marched off up the 7th heading back to the club house for a early bath.

It was the juniors fault that he was getting a pumping and it wasn't worth carrying on past the 9th so he must have been getting well and truly humped. Don't know the actual score but it must have been plenty.

TUESDAY MEDAL

No low scoring in the Tuesday medal but Dot Totten posted a score with numbers and not letters. The NR'S were left to Bilbo and Jamie -another £2.00 to the prize fund. With all the matchplay competitions out the way we now are back to medals and there is a few weeks to go before the outing to Auchterader so I can see the prize fund growing nicely. Just wait to Big Vera returns then the fund will ballon.



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