BALMORE
At the 18th hole on Saturday 2 Hackers showed a full club house how to Hack things up big time.
Instead of attacking the pin Alex went for the pro shop and ended up in the shoe cleaner.
Paul played out of the trees, water, long grass ,short grass , sand , and then a putting surface.
Who ever said golf was boring ??
ALEX LOOKING DRAINED AFTER HIS FIGHT WITH THE SHOE CLEANER
Playing the 18th on Saturday at Balmore Alex hits his best drive of the day straight down the middle leaving him a very easy second shot to the green.
We Hackers don't like playing easy shots to the green as we are not often in that position and when we are we tend to fuck things up big time.
That is what Oor Eck did on Saturday.
His shot was 60 yards off line just missing the pro shop which was saved by the large netting to the side. It then bounced off a tree hit the path to the locker rooms bounced down the path to finally rest behind the shoe cleaner !!!! That is miles from the green in fact you can't even see the fecking thing from where he landed. - so much for his easy approach shot. His ball was unplayable and resulted in a drop then numerous other slaps before he finally got it in the hole. I am not sure what the final tally was for the hole but I don't think it was as bad as Big Pauls total collapse down the home straight.
Mr James who made a excellent job of embarrassing not just himself but everyone of us with him as he went from nearly going OB ,then into the burn ,then knifing it to the back of the green, then chipping from the back of the green right through and off the front into a bunker. All his Lenzie club mates were watching from the club along with his brother and friends from Douglestone GC - great entertainment.
This was avery costly cock up for Paul as he finished with a net 73 and a easy par down the last would have put him in the top 3 overall.
These 2 players on that hole proved themselves to be real true Hackers.
Well done Gents.
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