Mr Vera James on the tight 17th hole after he carves his tee shot over the wee white stakes on the right hand side.
Here is the conversation.
"For fucks sake that's the first ball I have hit right all day "
"Well your right out of it now"
"Fucking game does my tits in"
"You need to reload"
"Think I have never played golf before "
"You want me to answer to that"
"Give us a smile for the camera"
"Thats a smile ?"
"I have just fucking smacked a ball out of bounds and you want a smile"
"Shove your picture up your arse ya one legged wanker"
Yes Mr James always has that touch of class and eloquence about him that sets him apart from the rest of us !!!.
I think the fact that him and Mr Smart had just been beat 5-3 by myself and Jim Cullen might have something to do with his demeanour.
DATES FOR WINTER TOUR 2013/14
GOLF DATES 2014/15
WINTER TOUR DATES
ALL DATES AND COURSES ARE PROVISIONAL
September 21st Elmwood GC- Summer Championship
October 12th Drumoig GC booked for 20
October 26th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED -Rain
November 9th Kittocks booked for 23
November 30th Whitekirk GC
December 14th Torrance (Xmas outining) Dunvegan Hotel for dinner afterwards. booked for 24
January 25th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED-RAIN
February 8th Scotscraig G C CANCELLED- FROST
February 22nd Falkirk booked for 24 CANCELLED - RAIN
March 15th Scotscraig booked for 20
March 29th Ladybank GC booked for 20 -
Monday, 5 December 2011
CHAMPIONSHIP TOTALS
ALL PICTURES FROM MONTROSE LINKS
EACH PLAYERS BEST 3 SCORES AFTER 4 ROUNDS
G Sinclair 106
G Dickie 105
I Baird 104
B Gibson 104
N Keir 104
I Fox 102
J Wynn 102
S Paul 101
A Alexander 100
A Smart 99
J Wylie 99
P James 97
R Chalmers 97
S Kennedy 97
J Carslaw 97
S Jessney 95
K Lang 92
M Drummond 92
T Nicholson 91
D Mitchell 90
J Cullen 89
S Gibson 88
G Leadbitter 86
D Stirling 86
D Graham 83
J Sommerville 80
There are numerous players still to post 3 scores and we have had 45 players playing this season so far with only 26 having posted 3 or 4 scores. A long way to go but the golf is of a high standard this season and the average winning score has been 39.25 points.
MAGIC DAY IN MONTROSE ...for most !
COLD BUT A BEAUTIFUL DAYS GOLF
Yesterday saw us complete our 4th round of this years Tour.
Driving up from Dunblane past Gleneagles we were down to one lane and the snow was getting worse. A quick phone call to the course to check out how things were up there - dry , cold and sunny.
Thats exactly how we got it all day and as you will see from the pictures the course was in fantastic condition and is without doubt one of the best we have played on the Tour.
The drive took 1 hour 45 mins and it was great to meet up with our oldest member Malky Hannah who was our guest of honour for the day and presented the prizes later in the day.
We will start with the results from yesterday.
Full Results
G Sinclair 39
N Keir 38
S Paul 37
A Alexander 37
C Weir 36
R Chalmers 36
G Dickie 36
G Cullen 34
C Chalmers 33
M Hannah 33
D Mitchell 33
S Gibson 33
I McLaren 31
P James 31
A Smart 30
J Cullen 30
D Graham 30
J Sommerville 29
S Jessney 28
B Gibson 27
K Lang 27
G Leadbitter 27
R Aitken 26
S Kennedy 26
The overall Winter Tour Championship is looking very tight now with only 5 points separating the top 8 players with their best 3 rounds total.
List will appear soon.
Nearest the pin
3rd G Dickie
12th C Weir
SPOON WINNER
SCOTT KENNEDY
THE TOP 3
Yesterdays winner was Gordon who in all the years we have been going away has never won a Hackers Winter Tour event. Gordon has now in the last 2 events put some serious points on to his total with 76 point shooting him up the leader board.
Runner up was last years champion Neil who had 38 points playing the last and he was stroking on that hole also. Unfortunately for Neil he fucked it up big time and blobbed the hole allowing his partner Sinky to overtake him and win overall.
Finishing in third place was Mr Consistent Stevie Paul with 37 points beating Andrew Alexander on countback with 20 points on the back 9. Andrew had reached the turn with 22 points but let it slip on the way into the finish.
One of the shocks of the day was Billy Gibson finishing with only 27 points and just missing the Spoon. Billy has been one of the best players this season and was sitting top of the leader board before yesterday.
Great finish by George Leadbitter who only had 12 points playing the 13th hole before hitting some great scores to pull himself out of the mire by 1 point.
Great to see that never give up attitude also by Ian McLaren who battled bravely on a par 3 to keep his score going by putting out for a 10 !! It"s NIL POINTS for a 5 or 6 never mind 10 fecking blows.
Nearest the pins were won by Graham and Craig. Graham has been very consistent this season and Craig got his biggest points total this year also.
At 80 years of age The Auld Yin got 33 points and even tho he was exempt from the Spoon he was miles away from the SPOON WINNER - SCOTT KENNEDY WHO WON YESTERDAY WITH 26 POINTS.
More of Skitty to follow soon.
LAST LAUGH OF THE DAY
Stevie Paul pissing himself with laughter at his buddy amassing just 26 points and going back down the A90 with the Spoon. I think that made yesterday a special day for him and I am sure he will remind Scott that he is now at the SPOON table for the Christmas lunch.
Yesterday saw us complete our 4th round of this years Tour.
Driving up from Dunblane past Gleneagles we were down to one lane and the snow was getting worse. A quick phone call to the course to check out how things were up there - dry , cold and sunny.
Thats exactly how we got it all day and as you will see from the pictures the course was in fantastic condition and is without doubt one of the best we have played on the Tour.
The drive took 1 hour 45 mins and it was great to meet up with our oldest member Malky Hannah who was our guest of honour for the day and presented the prizes later in the day.
We will start with the results from yesterday.
Full Results
G Sinclair 39
N Keir 38
S Paul 37
A Alexander 37
C Weir 36
R Chalmers 36
G Dickie 36
G Cullen 34
C Chalmers 33
M Hannah 33
D Mitchell 33
S Gibson 33
I McLaren 31
P James 31
A Smart 30
J Cullen 30
D Graham 30
J Sommerville 29
S Jessney 28
B Gibson 27
K Lang 27
G Leadbitter 27
R Aitken 26
S Kennedy 26
The overall Winter Tour Championship is looking very tight now with only 5 points separating the top 8 players with their best 3 rounds total.
List will appear soon.
Nearest the pin
3rd G Dickie
12th C Weir
SPOON WINNER
SCOTT KENNEDY
THE TOP 3
Yesterdays winner was Gordon who in all the years we have been going away has never won a Hackers Winter Tour event. Gordon has now in the last 2 events put some serious points on to his total with 76 point shooting him up the leader board.
Runner up was last years champion Neil who had 38 points playing the last and he was stroking on that hole also. Unfortunately for Neil he fucked it up big time and blobbed the hole allowing his partner Sinky to overtake him and win overall.
Finishing in third place was Mr Consistent Stevie Paul with 37 points beating Andrew Alexander on countback with 20 points on the back 9. Andrew had reached the turn with 22 points but let it slip on the way into the finish.
One of the shocks of the day was Billy Gibson finishing with only 27 points and just missing the Spoon. Billy has been one of the best players this season and was sitting top of the leader board before yesterday.
Great finish by George Leadbitter who only had 12 points playing the 13th hole before hitting some great scores to pull himself out of the mire by 1 point.
Great to see that never give up attitude also by Ian McLaren who battled bravely on a par 3 to keep his score going by putting out for a 10 !! It"s NIL POINTS for a 5 or 6 never mind 10 fecking blows.
Nearest the pins were won by Graham and Craig. Graham has been very consistent this season and Craig got his biggest points total this year also.
At 80 years of age The Auld Yin got 33 points and even tho he was exempt from the Spoon he was miles away from the SPOON WINNER - SCOTT KENNEDY WHO WON YESTERDAY WITH 26 POINTS.
More of Skitty to follow soon.
LAST LAUGH OF THE DAY
Stevie Paul pissing himself with laughter at his buddy amassing just 26 points and going back down the A90 with the Spoon. I think that made yesterday a special day for him and I am sure he will remind Scott that he is now at the SPOON table for the Christmas lunch.
Saturday, 3 December 2011
Thursday, 1 December 2011
MONTROSE WEATHER UPDATE
After the last few days rain things are actually looking okay for the weekend in the east that is. The west is to have heavy rain on Sunday so lets hope they have got it right.
UPDATED SATURDAY AT 8.00AM
Montrose five-day forecast
Date Time Weather Temp Wind Visibility
Dir Speed Gust
Sat
3
Dec 0900 
5 °C W 21 mph 33 mph Moderate
1200 
5 °C WSW 17 mph 31 mph Excellent
1500 
4 °C WSW 19 mph 31 mph Excellent
1800 
4 °C WSW 19 mph 31 mph Excellent
2100 
3 °C WSW 18 mph 30 mph Excellent
Sun
4
Dec 0000 
2 °C WSW 20 mph 33 mph Excellent
0300 
2 °C WSW 17 mph 29 mph Excellent
0600 
1 °C WSW 18 mph 29 mph Excellent
0900 
1 °C WSW 18 mph 31 mph Excellent
1200 
3 °C W 16 mph 28 mph Excellent
1500 
2 °C WSW 12 mph Excellent
1800 
1 °C WSW 12 mph Excellent
Night 
-2 °C W 12 mph Very Good
Mon
5
Dec Day 
2 °C W 9 mph Very Good
Night 
-2 °C W 8 mph Good
Tue
6
Dec Day 
3 °C WSW 12 mph Very Good
Night 
-2 °C WSW 14 mph Moderate
Wed
7
Dec Day 
5 °C W 24 mph 38 mph Moderate
Night 
2 °C WSW 20 mph 33 mph Very Good
Last updated: 0801 on Sat 3 Dec 2011
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Montrose five-day forecast
| Date | Time | Weather | Temp | Wind | Visibility | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dir | Speed | Gust | |||||
| Sat 3 Dec | 0900 | 5 °C | W | 21 mph | 33 mph | Moderate | |
| 1200 | 5 °C | WSW | 17 mph | 31 mph | Excellent | ||
| 1500 | 4 °C | WSW | 19 mph | 31 mph | Excellent | ||
| 1800 | 4 °C | WSW | 19 mph | 31 mph | Excellent | ||
| 2100 | 3 °C | WSW | 18 mph | 30 mph | Excellent | ||
| Sun 4 Dec | 0000 | 2 °C | WSW | 20 mph | 33 mph | Excellent | |
| 0300 | 2 °C | WSW | 17 mph | 29 mph | Excellent | ||
| 0600 | 1 °C | WSW | 18 mph | 29 mph | Excellent | ||
| 0900 | 1 °C | WSW | 18 mph | 31 mph | Excellent | ||
| 1200 | 3 °C | W | 16 mph | 28 mph | Excellent | ||
| 1500 | 2 °C | WSW | 12 mph | Excellent | |||
| 1800 | 1 °C | WSW | 12 mph | Excellent | |||
| Night | -2 °C | W | 12 mph | Very Good | |||
| Mon 5 Dec | Day | 2 °C | W | 9 mph | Very Good | ||
| Night | -2 °C | W | 8 mph | Good | |||
| Tue 6 Dec | Day | 3 °C | WSW | 12 mph | Very Good | ||
| Night | -2 °C | WSW | 14 mph | Moderate | |||
| Wed 7 Dec | Day | 5 °C | W | 24 mph | 38 mph | Moderate | |
| Night | 2 °C | WSW | 20 mph | 33 mph | Very Good | ||
| Last updated: 0801 on Sat 3 Dec 2011 | |||||||
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