Mr Vera James on the tight 17th hole after he carves his tee shot over the wee white stakes on the right hand side.
Here is the conversation.
"For fucks sake that's the first ball I have hit right all day "
"Well your right out of it now"
"Fucking game does my tits in"
"You need to reload"
"Think I have never played golf before "
"You want me to answer to that"
"Give us a smile for the camera"
"Thats a smile ?"
"I have just fucking smacked a ball out of bounds and you want a smile"
"Shove your picture up your arse ya one legged wanker"
Yes Mr James always has that touch of class and eloquence about him that sets him apart from the rest of us !!!.
I think the fact that him and Mr Smart had just been beat 5-3 by myself and Jim Cullen might have something to do with his demeanour.
DATES FOR WINTER TOUR 2013/14
GOLF DATES 2014/15
WINTER TOUR DATES
ALL DATES AND COURSES ARE PROVISIONAL
September 21st Elmwood GC- Summer Championship
October 12th Drumoig GC booked for 20
October 26th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED -Rain
November 9th Kittocks booked for 23
November 30th Whitekirk GC
December 14th Torrance (Xmas outining) Dunvegan Hotel for dinner afterwards. booked for 24
January 25th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED-RAIN
February 8th Scotscraig G C CANCELLED- FROST
February 22nd Falkirk booked for 24 CANCELLED - RAIN
March 15th Scotscraig booked for 20
March 29th Ladybank GC booked for 20 -
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