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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

LUNCH TIME FUNNY



FRANKIE AND JERRY OR IS IT BEN AND BENNY'S ????

Who knows asked Big DG the jiner


At work today myself and Sinky's youngest Ross were reading the papers and I noticed a large advert for Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

"Their ice cream is great" I said to Ross. "Aye it's the dogs bollocks" replied Big Lurch.

Sitting opposite us is fellow Hacker Big Davy G tanning a full box of Hob Nobs as he does for his lunch and with out even looking up at us announces

"Their opening a place in Bishopbriggs at the retail park "!!!!!!!!

I was about to reply that I didn't know that when I realised what the big tube had said and me and Ross just looked at each other as he continued scoffing away with out batting a eye lid.

There is a new Frankie and Benny's restaurant currently being built at Low Moss. It's certainly not a ice cream factory that's for sure.

"Were talking about Ben and Jerrys - the ice cream company not fucking Frankie and Bennys the restaurant chain" I told him.

"I some times get them mixed up" he replied as he reached for a Chunky Kit Kat and continued happily piling food into his mouth quite oblivious to us looking at him in bewilderment.

His one liners brighten up the day no end.

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