DATES FOR WINTER TOUR 2013/14

GOLF DATES 2014/15

WINTER TOUR DATES

ALL DATES AND COURSES ARE PROVISIONAL

September 21st Elmwood GC- Summer Championship

October 12th Drumoig GC booked for 20
October 26th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED -Rain
November 9th Kittocks booked for 23
November 30th Whitekirk GC
December 14th Torrance (Xmas outining) Dunvegan Hotel for dinner afterwards. booked for 24
January 25th Falkirk Tryst booked for 24 CANCELLED-RAIN
February 8th Scotscraig G C CANCELLED- FROST
February 22nd Falkirk booked for 24 CANCELLED - RAIN
March 15th Scotscraig booked for 20
March 29th Ladybank GC booked for 20 -






Sunday 30 December 2012


HACKERS WINTER TOUR
2012/13





NEXT ROUND

13TH OF JANUARY

FIRST TEEE TIME 10.32AM
COST £25.00

INCLUDED IN FEE IS SOUP AND FILLED ROLLS

THERE ARE 8 TEE TIMES BOOKED AND CURRENTLY 32 PLAYERS ENTERED

PLAYERS ENTERED

I Fox              
P James          
R Chalmers     
D Mitchell      
D Graham      
D Revie          
D Stirling       
G Leadbitter   
A Smart          
G Cullen        
A Alexander      
M Drummond    
T Nicholson       
C Weir               
R Aitken            
S Gibson            
G Sinclair           
J Wynn               
N Keir                
B Newall            
S Jessney         
J Cullen             
I Baird                
G Dickie              
J Byrne                
B Murphy           
I Hutchinson
S Kennedy        
S Paul                  
C Chalmers         
S McPherson
I Johnston    

IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEN LET ME KNOW ASAP

PHOTOS FROM CHRISTMAS DINNER

GOLDEN PHEASANT
LENZIE
DECEMBER 2012

Jamie and Geraldo 7 SPOONS between them

The brothers Cullen - Jim ,Paul and Gerry

Look Dad no hands

Scott, Steven , John and Stevie

2 porkers and a wee skinny runt
Sinky Danny and Gerry

Mick , Scott and John

Tommy Shanker the Pool Shark

The Mexicano, Show's Ya , The General and Davie 
McFlurry, Vera , The Welshman and Winston

Del , AA, Vaginer and Boaby

M and Ds , Gibby , Nae Wynn , and Shanker

Skitty , Ma Card , Simon, John , Rocky, Foxy, and the  Wean 


Jamie and Sinky


FOXY OUR LEADER AT THE HALF WAY

HACKERS TOUR 
2012/13
CURRENT LEADER 
THE FOX 


I was going to post a picture of Ian Fox our current Tour leader but I decided to just post a nice foxy picture of Megan Fox instead.




PHOTOS FROM DUNDONALD

Dundonald Links
2012

A great day for golf

Craig C, Steven Gibson and Davy G battle it out down the last.
Gibby raises his hands aloft when Craig fails to get inside his shot on the last.
All 3 were in Spoon territory and were trying to beat each other in order to avoid it.

Ian Fox the Tour leader and Geraldo

Wednesday 26 December 2012

A HACKERS CHRISTMAS DANCE


5 Hackers doing a Christmas dance. Put together by Laura Chalmers without our permission.



Tuesday 25 December 2012

Friday 21 December 2012

LEADERS AFTER 5 ROUNDS

Players with 5 rounds

I Fox              165
P James          161
R Chalmers    153
D Mitchell      153
D Graham      142
D Revie          139
D Stirling       139
G Leadbitter   138
A Smart          131
G Cullen         120

Players with  4 rounds

A Alexander      137
M Drummond    133
T Nicholson       126
C Weir               123
R Aitken            122
S Gibson            118
G Sinclair           118
J Wynn               117
N Keir                115
B Newall            115
S Jessney           113
J Cullen             100

Players with 3 rounds

I Baird                107
G Dickie              92
J Byrne                83
B Murphy           77

Players with 2 rounds

I Hutchinson         68
J Wylie                 59
S Paul                   57
C Chalmers          52

Players with 1 round

B Gibson           34
P Ritchie            31
J Hamilton         29
J Nicholson      23
J Sommerville   22
S McPherson    21

DUNDONALD WINNERS

Christmas winner Ian Baird

2nd place and nearest the pin John Cumming

3rd place Mick Drummond

Nearest the pin Steven Gibson



THE SPOONERS GALLERY


KING SPOONER GERALDO  4 TIME WINNER

KING SPOONERS APPRENTICE GRAHAM DICKIE
3 WINS TO HIS NAME

THE CURRENT SPOON BOY
ALEX SMART

FORMER SPOON KING JAMIE CARROLL AND GERALDO
WHO HAVE 7 SPOONS BETWEEN  THEM

Monday 17 December 2012

I'M GOING TO GET PELTERS



ANOTHER 
TRIBUTE 
TO 
YESTERDAYS
SPOONER


PICTURE SUPPLIED
BY JOHN"NAE"WYNN


THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY




THE 
HACKERS 
CHRISTMAS SPOON BOY
2012



After a hard days work Alex returned home tonight and as he entered his bedroom there lying on the bed was the SPOON all dressed up.

Even his Hackers shirt was all nicely ironed.

All courtesy of his good lady Sheena.

Here is snippets of last nights conversation between them all when he arrived home waving the Spoon proudly as he walked up the path.

"Your no bringing that in here"

"Where is that going to be kept in the house?

"I don't want any of my family or friends seeing that over the Christmas holidays"

"I tell them all your a good golfer who plays all over Scotland with other good golfers and what are you really a bloody Spoon winner"

"Sheena were all Hackers I never said I could actually play the game"

"How long have you got that for ? "
"Just 4 weeks darling".
"Your having a laugh we have got to keep this a secret for 4 weeks"

"Dad can I take a picture of you with the Spoon.? What for Lauren ?
"So I can post it on Facebook"

"Your no posting anything about the bloody Spoon and letting people know your dads a dumpling no way its top secret and doesn't leave this room"

"Look at the tears on Stevens face" Stop laughing Steven now this isn't a laughing matter.

"The shame I hope nobody seen you walking in with that"

"How many played today ?
"28 but only 1 played good that was Bairdy"
"I don't care about Beardy or Bairdy whatever his name is there was 28 players and you were stone bloody last"
"You only had to beat 1 could you no have finished 27th and avoid that thing?

"Wee George got a 4 pointer on the last or I would have beat him"
"What did you get on the last?
"Nothing"
"Was the reason for that?
"I put 2 balls in the wee stream at the green but my drive and second shots before I did that were great"
"Even I know you are meant to put the wee white ball in a hole you idiot"

"The money you spend on golf clubs, balls, swing aids ,special nets in the garden, putting matts in the lounge 24/7, golf videos , books 3 magazines a month and you win a bloody SPOON"

"I missed Strictly on Saturday night because you were standing on front of the telly practising your putting and you were fecking last in a bunch of Hackers"

"Sheena the Hackers is just a name most of the guys are very good golfers especially the Fox he's so steady and will never win the Spoon"

"Big Vera and Ma Card think they will no get it but I their time will come cause there no as good as they think they are."

"What about the other 24 plus players there ?

"Aye well there is some dumplings especially ma White Chimney pals and Big Simon he's been a great golfer in the past but even he's won the Spoon"

"Look at Del Boy he practices his putting every night on differant carpets and he's won the Spoon"

"Sheena babes it could be worse you could be married to Geraldo he's the King Spooner with 4 wins to his name this is only my first "

"If they are Hackers what the hell are you finishing bloody last "

"Dad Craig Chalmers has just posted a picture of you on Facebook standing next to a big Santa with Spoon and wearing a Spoon Boy tee shirt"

"The wee Judas B......d"
"He's getting it"

Magic !!

Well done Sheena you don't want to know what he said when he seen it lying there.

From a golfing point of view any player that gets just 5 points from 10 holes deserves all he gets.

Sheena you now know what he needs from Santa.

A Golf swing !!!

SCORES FROM DUNDONALD



HACKERS CHRISTMAS BASH
DUNDONALD LINKS
16TH 
DECEMBER

Santa getting ready to present the SPOON 


Another great day for golf at Dundonald





FULL RESULTS

I Baird              36
J Cumming       33
M Drummond   32
I Fox                 31
R Aitken           31
A Alexander     30
G Sinclair         29
B Newall          29
D Revie            29
P James            28
D Stirling         27
R Chalmers     26
S Paul              26
T Nicholson    26
G Cullen         25
D Mitchell       24
N Keir             24
J Wynn            24
S Gibson         23
D Graham       23
G Leadbitter    22
J Cullen           22
C Chalmers     21
St McPherson  21
S Jessney         21
A Smart           19

Guests

Scott  33
Derek  26

Nearest the Pins

J Cumming

S Gibson

THE FESTIVE TURKEY (SPOON BOY) ALEX "McFLURRY SMART




Friday 14 December 2012

SUNDAY LOOKING GOOD

Glasgow five-day forecast

DateTimeWeatherTempWindVisibility
DirSpeedGust
Fri
14
Dec
1200Low-level Cloud2 °CENE13 mph26 mphModerate
1500Heavy Rain4 °CENE13 mph27 mphModerate
1800Heavy Rain5 °CENE14 mph29 mphModerate
2100Heavy Rain5 °CENE7 mph19 mphModerate
Sat
15
Dec
0000Light Rain4 °CW8 mph Moderate
0300Light Rain5 °CWSW10 mph21 mphGood
0600Medium-level cloud6 °CWSW12 mph23 mphGood
0900Medium-level cloud6 °CSW14 mph30 mphGood
1200Medium-level cloud7 °CSW12 mph26 mphGood
1500Medium-level cloud8 °CSW13 mph25 mphGood
1800Medium-level cloud8 °CSW12 mph23 mphVery Good
NightMedium-level cloud7 °CSSW11 mph Very Good
Sun
16
Dec
DayMedium-level cloud8 °CS9 mph Very Good
NightLight Rain6 °CSE6 mph Good
Mon
17
Dec
DayHeavy Rain7 °CSW6 mph Moderate
NightMedium-level cloud3 °CWSW5 mph Moderate
Tue
18
Dec
DayMedium-level cloud5 °CSSE4 mph Moderate
NightLight Rain4 °CESE11 mph Good
Last updated: 1001 on Fri 14 Dec 2012